was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
someone just walked in my study wearing a meme shirt holy shit
H E SAW ME TRYIG NG TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SCREAMED “’ NO NOT AGAIN”” INT HE DEEPEST VOICE OH MY GOD
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
that boy is of the future
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
An exotic creature from an alien world.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
You mean summer sucks because it’s really goddamn insufferably hot but then cute insects come out and make it all worth while.
Popcorn Face Warming Cat
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
